shaquilleofeel:

sorry for being “intolerant” but all nazis should definitely die

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A Latino goes to buy a soda for 75 cents, he puts in 65

dreazil:

The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”

(via 99centdreamss)

vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

(via gelopanda)

what the fffffffffffffffheck — me trying to be more family friendly (via spookyjacob)

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lezzieknope:

my hopes for season two of orange is the new black:

  • less piper
  • more everyone else

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kakuzu:

how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free

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bennyjohnpython:

rain-mirror:

Did anyone else notice that Ash joined the Kids Next Door?

The KND probably love having an operative that’s eternally ten 

bennyjohnpython:

rain-mirror:

Did anyone else notice that Ash joined the Kids Next Door?

The KND probably love having an operative that’s eternally ten 

(via windchimesandsmoke)

cumber-tardis:

Jesus take the wheel

image

Whoa there Jesus

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fatggot:

susgirl:

epic-vines:

When Michael Jackson gets woke up for school
Vine by: The Black Simba

GOD

FCK

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penandpage:

itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

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Some hearts understand each other, even in silence. — Yasmin Mogahed (via lugardepiedras)

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taiikawaii:

trilliansthoughts:

This miniature ecosystem has been thriving in an almost completely isolated state for more than forty years. It has been watered just once in that time.The original single spiderwort plant has grown and multiplied, putting out seedlings. As it has access to light, it continues to photosynthesize. The water builds up on the inside of the bottle and then rains back down on the plants in a miniature version of the water cycle.
As leaves die, they fall off and rot at the bottom producing the carbon dioxide and nutrients required for more plants to grow.

if you don’t think this is fucking rad then get out of my face

taiikawaii:

trilliansthoughts:

This miniature ecosystem has been thriving in an almost completely isolated state for more than forty years. It has been watered just once in that time.

The original single spiderwort plant has grown and multiplied, putting out seedlings. As it has access to light, it continues to photosynthesize. The water builds up on the inside of the bottle and then rains back down on the plants in a miniature version of the water cycle.

As leaves die, they fall off and rot at the bottom producing the carbon dioxide and nutrients required for more plants to grow.

if you don’t think this is fucking rad then get out of my face

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